Bizarre news just in from Pennsylvania Avenue in the nation's capital. Onlookers tell us that the President ventured outside the White House security zone in order to catch up with a wayward basketball, to the delight of tourists and locals alike.
However, Mr Obama inadvertently bundled into a British film crew who were shooting an ad for RBS on the site, and actor George Wilkerson, a three foot-six cigar smoking midget actor from Accrington, England took exception to becoming entangled in the President's long legs.
"It was terrible," said onlooker Darlene Mound of Sydney, Australia. "The little guy came out with some truly foul language as the two got in a tangle. Then the little fella headbutted the President in the balls. Real hard. Mr Obama went distinctly pale before collapsing to the ground clutching at his manhood. Then the Secret Service guys showed up and took the little fella away."
Wilkerson was heard to shout:
"I don't care who he is! He wants to watch where he's going! The long lanky twat!"
More as we get it.