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Topics: Barack Obama, Mormon

Tuesday, 19 May 2009

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Huntsman begins plans for new US Embassy in Beijing with secret procreation towers

After studying carefully the one child policy of the Peoople's Republic of china, the Obama administration has decided to conquer the growing chinese world power by introducing a baby-making "virus" called LDS or The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day saints.

Advisors to the President have persuaded him and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton( both of whom seemingly subscribed once to the tiny family constellation of the Communist Chinese) that only a population bomb could possibly stop the growing red menace of the Far East.

Sources say it was Obama himself who came up with the missing piece of the puzzle as to how to get the Chinese procreating like old time catholics. Since old time catholics now have less babies than atheists, Obama turned to mormon religion through Michelle and his fascination with HBO serial polygamy serial, Big Love. During one of the Big Love, Big family episodes rumour has it that the President leapt from his lovenest naked and ran around the White House screaming Eureka!

Michelle apparently misundestood the exclamation and demanded: Why couldn't you wait a few minutes! When barack finally calmed down he explained his incite and immediately got on the horn to get LDS Utah governor Huntsman and his three wives and nine kids to become the new ambassador to China. Sources close to the Utah governor and former LDS missionary to Taiwan claim that after hearing the subversive population bomb plot, Huntsman said: Si se puede which is Mandarin for Fuck, Yeah!

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