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Topics: Sex, China

Monday, 18 May 2009

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'Loveland Park' Now Just a Wet Dream for Skoob & Buck as Govt. Changes Mind!

Within 48 hours of the recent Spoof report that writers Buck Wheat and Skoob were to be honored at the October opening of the adult theme park,Loveland, the site was leveled by government bulldozers citing "degenerate western culture invasion" as a threat to the Chinese Society.

Reports have surfaced however, that a contingent of Salvage companies were able to save many of the bigger than life sexual body parts that were prominently featured throughout the park, many of which honoured the two Spoofers who had become cult heroes in the repressed country and had inspired Loveland in the first place.

A spokesman for the writers at the law firm of Mudder and Muddier,LLC, said that their clients were not only devastated by the news, but had been gravely injured financially due to the loss of projected royalty payments that could have mounted into the tens of thousands of dollars over the life of he park.

A recently proposed IPO set to open on the NYSE at $24.75 celebrating the collaboration of a Spoof Writing Consortium that was widely diversified to include hot dog stands, beach bars, designer T-shirts, Tacos, hot peppers, and mail order prescription drugs, was removed by sponsor Merrill Lynch, along with the promise of $14.5M in projected bonuses to be issued when the stock went public.

The law firm spokesman said claims of pain and suffering would be added to the breach of contract suit, as well as rehab costs for Skoob, who according to reports "fell off the wagon" and streaked a recent soccer match and now is recovering with help from a therapy parrot and a personal nurse at an undisclosed location in the UK.

According to a source close to Buck Wheat, he is taking it well, but there have been unconfirmed reports that he has been recruiting a team of former Delta Force operatives and recently laid off Blackhawk employees for an educational tour of the Great Wall and other special targets of opportunity.

Meanwhile, back in the States, Barney Frank continues to lobby for a Loveland Park in scenic Norfolk, Ma. Frank has compelling reasons to push the project and secure the needed TARP funds as he claims the project is "shovel ready", and apparently he is behind the salvage operations that took place in China.

According to a spokesman for Frank, a 300 acre site in Norfolk along the tributary of the Charles River has been taken by eminent domain, and a local fence contractor has already installed a combination of razor wire backed by elaborate vinyl fencing to protect and define the site while investors await the initial Government funding.

Frank has said that some of the enlarged body parts will be used as a tribute to FANNY Mae, and others will be displayed to celebrate Gay Pride Day, which according to the House Banking Chairman, will now be EVERY day in downtown Norfolk!

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