Written by John Dorian
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Topics: swine flu, Aids

Sunday, 17 May 2009

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Swine Flu is from Pigs

Scientists have been experimenting with a three month old baby girl who had Swine Flu (which originally diagnosed people in Mexico).

They diagnosed her with the sexual transmitted disease AIDS and the flu just seemed to disappear. Scientists have gave the baby the disease and the germs from it began to kill the Swine Flu virus.

The scientists then discovered that if you are cured by the Swine Flu, you are thereafter doomed with AIDS and bound to die after a few weeks or so.

They have apoligised to the parents of little baby whose name was called Nouf Bin Laden. The father is most angry with the scientists stupid actions and experimenting and has demanded the scientists to be fired since they stole their daughter and raped her while torturing her with experiments that are most vile.

The scientists are to be fired and have been sentenced to six months of imprisonment.

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