Aliens from the planet Nebula are the latest to issue an ultimatum to the leaders of Earth: "Clean up your act or else!"
The ultimatum comes after several near misses and a UFO collision with a Volkswagen sized hunk of junk in the skies over New Mexico, all within the past month.
The Nebulans are the latest to complain about the ever increasing debris field orbiting the Earth and the Earthlings "pitiful" attempts to clear it. "The orbiting junk is not only a danger to visiting aliens but to Earth itself!" the visitors claim, adding that the problem will only get worse if not addressed soon.
"In the mean time Earthlings are missing out on the wisdom, as well as the wit of visitors from distant planets", they contend. "Do not let this situation cause you to miss this opportunity for inter-galactic advancement. We will not warn you again!"