Hollywood, Ca - News is just emerging that reigning Miss California, Carrie Prejean, 21, who came out vehemently against same sex marriage causing outrage in many quarters, is nursing a very dark and dirty secret indeed.
It has been revealed that Prejean, who said recently that her stance was the same as President Obama's (behind bulletproof glass we assume) is in fact a twin, having a sister who is also 21 years old.
According to our sources (a Mexican guy we found on the street) Prejean's twin is hopelessly insane and has been chained up in the attic of the family home virtually since birth.
The twin is reportedly homicidal, filthy, animalistic in behaviour and fascinated by fire. The twin can only communicate by using grunting sounds and is said to enjoy wallowing in its own excrement. Medical examinations can only be carried out when the twin has been shot with a tranquilizer dart by a vet.
We confronted Miss California with our findings and she told us:
"That's just ridiculous."
But is it? Really?