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Tuesday, 12 May 2009

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Pope uses his ermine cape as an example of papal entanglement in stupid shit

For the first time in Vatican history, a Pope has apologized to Israel for Pope Pius XII's inexplicable silence during the slaughter of six million Jews.

Early on in the trip, benedict did deliver the wilted flowers meant for the innocent victims of hitler's ultimate solution.

At Yad Vashem, the Holocaust memorial in the Promised land, Pope Benedict sought to reverse his repoted unintentional insult to the Jewish community by elevating an Holocaust denier to the station of bishop:

"Allow me to be perfectly clear about all of this...as a former Hitler's Youth and now the Vicar of Christ on Earth who has insulted the Jewish people more than Pontius Pilate... Let me say that my predecessor, Pius XII would have been more actively involved in saving Jews if he had not, like me, been tangled in all manner and means of stupid shit caused by ignorance and God knows what..."

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