In his latest tirade against America, Hugo Chavez claims that he may send thousands of his volunteers, all having been given the Swine Flu, into America through the easy border crossing from Mexico.
"America has made a bad mistake in keeping all it's attention on Iraq, Afghanistan, North Korea and Iran. It is Venezuela they should be looking to and how to appease us."
"I have personally invited President Obama to come here to talk me out of this terrible plan. WE do not need nuclear weapons, not that we don't have those too, we have the h1n1 virus, the Swine Flu. We will not be ignored. We here in Venezuela are just as evil as any of those other nations and we will not be ignored!"
Chavez continued to say that this also goes for any of the European Union, especially the Brits and their silly Queen who has snubbed him.
"The whole world will take notice once this stuff spreads and they'll forget their little North Korean missiles, Taliban terrorists and, uh, by the by, RUSSIA, please have all your navy vaccinated because of their recent visit here. A little indiscretion by one of our former doctors."
"Now where was I?"
"If you think we can be left off any AXIS OF EVIL, you have another think coming!"
"Obama, you need to get your ass down here so we can talk. Your Mother-In-Law won't appreciate a sack of dogshit full of swine flu germs burning on the White House doorstep!"