Following their recent visit, the Health and Safety Executive have comdemned Paris Hilton.
Speaking at a press conference following their deliberations, the members of the executive said there was no other action they could take.
They confirmed that the Paris Hilton structure was fairly sound, and there were bits that were quite attractive to the eye, but unfortunately the inner workings were found to be lacking.
Of particular concern was the vacant top floor of Paris Hilton. In most structures, the top, or head, contains the most important working parts, but in the case of Paris Hilton, it was found to be devoid of anything.
A spokesman said that a typical analogy in human terms was to imagine the head of the structure to contain the brain which controlled the structure. In the case of Paris Hilton, the structure was found to have a few rusty pipes and some images of expensive cars, handbags and diamond-encrusted mobile phones hanging around.
Other than that, the experts feared that being ostensibly 'brainless' they wondered how the Paris Hilton structure could actually function without assistance.