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Topics: Barack Obama

Thursday, 7 May 2009

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George W Bush often conferred with imaginary cartoon characters about foreign policy matters

Barack Hussein, Asif Ali and Hamid strolled in the Rose Garden that once welcomed Churchill and Roosevelt, Reagan and Thatcher and Bush and Bagpuss. The League of English Language Super Speakers immediately filed a protest with the White Anglo Saxon Protestant parent organization.

Democrats have responded to the protest by asking Obama if he wouldn't mind being rebaptized as Franklin and if he would please associate with public figures with names like Gordon, Angela and if he must be exotic, a Silvio.

Republicans have taken a more extreme position that would force Obama to adopt his middle name as his given name to remind all the world that he is a direct descendant of Saddam Hussein who apparently once ruled a present Middle Eastern wasteland.

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