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Wednesday, 6 May 2009

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In a follow up to the recently announced ban of US "Shock Jock", Michael Savage, the Home Office has released a further list of US celebrities who are now banned from entering the country.

The list is based on the powers which allow the Home Office from preventing admittance to anyone who they deem to be "considered to be engaging in unacceptable behaviour by seeking to provoke others to serious criminal acts and fostering hatred which might lead to inter-community violence".

The latest list includes,

George W. Bush ("for starting a number of wars"),

Steve Guttenberg ("for the social impacts of Police Academy 4")

Oprah Winfrey ("for being extremely annoying")

And the Porn Star Jasmine La Roche (who is the star of the porn film that her husband bought and tried to claim back from the British people.)

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