In 2006 and 2008 the walls of the Gaza Collective Punishment Camp were breached by Palestinians, desperate for food, water, medicine and all the other necessities of life that their Israeli jailers were depriving them of. On both occasions the scenes were chaotic as thousands of frantic people scaled the walls.
On May 4th 2009, the walls were again assaulted by masses of terrified people using ladders, poles and whatever they could get their hands on, to escape the horror behind them. This time, however, the refugees were scrambling to get into Gaza.
Thousands of disfigured, obese and just plain ugly women, many of them English tourists, were sobbing hysterically as they used their bare hands in efforts to rip more concrete from the wall to aid their escape.
One beluga from Brighton, told reporters between sobs, that the cause of the panic was the Egyptian government's insistence on slaughtering all the urban pigs in the country in an effort to stem the non existent inflow of swine flu.
"I've been called a lot worse than that," she said, as she perched precariously on a steel beam girder that was creaking ominously under her weight, "but I'm not taking any chances. I've put the boots into yids at Spurs games so I know where I stand with them. Those Gypoos are just plain psycho.