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Monday, 4 May 2009

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Italy, Pictured This Morning.

The wife of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has finally had enough and filed for divorce as her husband's behaviour has become increasingly bizarre.

Berlusconi, owner of AC Milan football outfit has been a constant embarrassment to his long suffering other half, acting more like a cheeky teenager than a man who will celebrate his 116th birthday next week. And she's fed up to the back teeth with it.

Berlusconi annoyed HRH the Queen by shouting and being inexcusably loud during a photo call, and caused controversy in his homeland when he told survivors of the terrible L'Aquila earthquake to imagine they were on a camping holiday.

But the straw that broke the camel's back emerged when he appointed a bevy of beautiful women to government positions when they were clearly unqualified for the positions.

Wife Veronica Lario, herself an ex actress and model told us:

"Silvio is a dirty old ram. He doesn't want a government, he wants his own personal harem. Well he can kiss my arse. I'll take him to the fucking cleaners."

Or words to that effect.

More as we get it.

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