London - (Third Reich Ass Mess): Pope Joe Ratzinger has been asked to officiate at the long-awaited funeral of his only lawfully-wedded spouse, Queen Elizabeth II, at Scotland's Ballybollox Castle next year.
An official government reply under the UK's Freedom of Disinformation Act has confirmed the Pope is still legally married to the veteran British monarchy hoaxer.
Her colorful impersonation of King George VI's elder daughter has launched a thousand shits and underpinned international organized crime since the Berlin Bunker 'death' of Adolf Hitler.
The couple's only begotten son Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe is understood to be petitioning for a day release from HMP Broadmoor to attend the event which has been scheduled in to coincide with the fifth anniversary of the 7/7 London bombings.
A spokesperson for UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown said today: "OMFFFG!"