Written by Atticus Finch
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Sunday, 3 May 2009

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Jews Are Welcome - No Pigs Though

Despite it already being too late to save mankind for the "12 Monkeys" type virus that will wipe out man, apart from Bruce Willis, Jews and Muslims are throwing their skull caps and turbans into the air and chanting a big "We Told You So" to the rest of us.

Pig, which is considered filthy to eat (though the crackling is good) by both Jews and Muslims has brought the two religions together - proving that they were right all along and in fact, if it wasn't for beards and ringlets and black cowboy hats, they would indeed be the same religion.

So war is over - no more suicide bombers, the World is a better place and all it took was a pork pie well past it's sell by date.

Still doesn't change the fact we are all going to die though.

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