Chicago, Illinois/ Carbon Counting Capitol of The World - Thanks to to Global Warming Hysteria, in part created by the Minister of Hot Air himself, Al Gore, worth $1m in 2000 and now worth $100,000m is soon to be a Billionaire!
A finely orchestrated litany of calculated promotional events and occurances has placed the former VP, now bloated gas bag, and shadowy cronies in a position to profit handsomely from the impending Obama Cap and Trade declarations sure to come soon from the US Congress headed by the likes of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, with all strings being pulled by Chicago Don Rahm Emanuel, the President's Chief of Staff.
What better way to create an illusion then to pick a national joke, prop him up, and have him become the front man for a scheme so diabotical, so well planned, that he couldn't possibly have thought this up himself! After all, as detailed in The Spoof, he was the spokesman for the infamous Solar Powered Dildo that sold millions!
Astute political watchers say this latest scheme is going to make Enron look like child's play, with US taxpayers footing the bill.
Gore is allegedly the co-founder of Generation Investment Management (GIM) with headquarters in London, and US offices in Washington. GIM has been taking in millions from large investment groups to further invest in climate change and environmentaly "green companies", all entitiies expected to profit handsomely from the push by Gore, the UN, The World Bank and Obama to "stop Global Warming."
Owned by GIM is the CHICAGO firm of CCX (Chicago Climate Exchange), the ONLY US company to trade carbon credits. CCX owes its existence in part to former state senator Obama who helped steer $1.1m in grants from the Joyce Foundation to keep it alive.
Among the shadowy characters behind the scenes is Canadian Maurice Strong, who has hands dirtied in more than one rip off scheme. The most recent was as an aide to UN Secretary Kofi Annan where he was linked to at least a $1m payoff in the Iraq oil for food scam.
Before that he was involved in a company, Moten Metal Technology, hyped by Gore, that received $33m in US taxpayers grants before it was found that the technology wasn't feasible. Meanwhile, in part thanks to the Gore Hype, shares of the company skyrocketed to $35 at which point the top investors bailed out after being tipped that no more grants were forthcoming. Shareholders were left holding shares worth $5. Strong now spends his time in China and promoting CCX where he sits on the board with 5 former UN Staffers and liberal anti-US investor George Soros.
Meanwhile Gore has arranged to pay off his huge carbon expenditures coming from his three homes, where the lights are always left on, as well as the toxic gases he himself emits, with payments directly to GIM! In effect he is paying himself for being environmentally non user friendly!
And where is the international media on all this? As one Obama/Gore apologist said off the record, " You gotta' be Spoofin' Me Mate!"