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Thursday, 30 April 2009

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"I love that white power Dutch politician Geert Wilders, he can save our multi-culti butts!"

Geert Wilders the infamous Dutch extreme right politician who was refused entry into the mega-hypocritical UK has now been offered an official invitation by Obama to speak in front of the US senate. Obama feels that he was wrongly rejected by those top hypocrites, Brown and Co and feels that his extreme political views could be of assistance to the US in their recovery from the present financial crisis.

Geert has responded positively in a private correspondence to Obama unveiled by the Jaggedone CIA (cockroach Infiltration Army) and their star Dutch, underground reporter, Mijnheer Goebbels de Goeg in Den Haag.

Sucking gleefully at the excrement in the Den Haag parlament bogholes and discovering a copy of the letter, which Mijnheer Wilders wiped his butt with, Goebbels relayed the following report to CIA headquarters:

"Barack my ol black friend of course I'll accept your invitation and tell those multi - culti senators how to ethnic cleanse the US and rid them of the scum causing the financial crisis in your once great country."

"Here in the Ol Netherlands we have tightened up our laws allowing Maroccans and other Untermenschen to enter. They must speak the Dutch language, have a university diploma, integrate fully and aid the fantastically strong Dutch economy and last not least, never be allowed to scrounge for social benefits, which costs the dutch tax payer 500 million Euros a month!"

"If this criteria is not met, they can fuck off back to where they come from!!"

Obama was so enthusiastic about Geerds politics he immediately sent the Presidential jet to Amsterdam to meet Geerd and fly him to the US. Obama wants the same politics to be implemented at home and accepts the fact that scum Negroes, Spicks, Mexicans, etc, who sponge off of the US welfare state should be sent back to where they fucking come from. Only those immigrants who fulfill the same criteria as in NL should be alowed to stay and the rest can lick his black, very successful arse!

Within 6 months Obama could save a trillion dollars after Geerds Dutch politics have been implemented, rid the nation of the scum, get the US economy back on the rails, pay those mother fucking banker CEO's their well earned bonuses, and generally clean the shithole up!

All thanks to Mijnheer "mega Dutchman" Wilders, rejected by the stuffy, hypocritical UK and welcomed by the full US "Gastfreundschaft" Obama "Black/White Power" regime. What's Sieg Heil in Dutch by the way?

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