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Thursday, 30 April 2009

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Dutch Queen's Day Parade

Apeldoorn, Holland - (Freaky Ass Mess): Dutch monarchy hoaxer Queen Beatrix is in a state of shock after police said an ominous Queen's Day parade car crash was 'an inside job'.

Beatrix, 69, and her ragbag of sycophantic royal wannabes escaped unhurt as a maniac driver ploughed into the parade's bystanders, killing two and injuring many.

Last week separatist members of the daftass House of Orange set up their own official Netherlands embassy in Amsterdam.

The protest action is said to be a response to decades of being spoonfed Dutch monarchist claptrap modelled on the UK's House of Himmler - er....Mountbatten-Windsor! - pederastocracy.

Red-hot 2/1 favorite steeplechaser Double Dutch was a luckless first fence faller in the Antwerp Grand National last Sunday.

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