Written by sajeman
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Topics: Suicide Bombers

Thursday, 30 April 2009

During an interview with a suicide bomber we were told that 'suicide bombing is freedom of expression and that all men are free to express themselves'.

On further questioning we were told that 'some men want to leave with a bang'.

We were also told that suicide bombing has nothing to do with religion or getting 70 virgins in Paradise but all about making the headlines.

'Not all people can become Hollywood stars,' replied the sucide bomber.

When asked if there was anything that would change his mind about committing this atrocious act he replied 'If only i get a part in a Hollywood blockbuster as a suicide bomber I would really fit into the role well.'

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