Written by sajeman
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Topics: Jesus, Armageddon

Thursday, 30 April 2009

A man claiming to be Jesus Christ has gathered large crowds in Jerusalem. This man is claiming to the the Messiah and that the 'End is Near'. He is asking to have a press conference with all the leaders of the World.

He has asked all Jews, Christians and Muslims to unite under one banner and to believe in the Lord of the Worlds. He is denying all allegations against him that he is the son of God and said' I was sent as a messenger and again I am here as a messenger of the Lord'.

He is also claiming that all pigs will die and he himself will break the cross.

'Another man will also accompany me call the Mehdi and we both will bring justice to the world' said this man.

A delegation of Jews and Christians are to meet him in a days time to authenticate if he is actually telling the truth.

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