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Topics: Armageddon

Thursday, 30 April 2009

Christian, Jew and Muslim scholars agree that the latest swine flu is the curse of God on mankind.

'Both the earthquakes and swine flu is proof that God is very angry with mankind' said a Jewish scholar.

'The end of times are here' said a Muslim priest in the UK.

According to many religious folks, life on earth may end as we know it and it may be too late to repent. If you think the swine flu is going to be bad, many are predicting more calamities may occur like worldwide volcanic eruptions, hurricanes, comet strikes and hot hail.

The UN is also fearing the possibility of a third world war. Said a UN spokesperson: 'We must repent our sins as we are out of time!'

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