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Wednesday, 29 April 2009

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"My paws glow in the dark, but I hate Pussies"

A highly sensitive research programme involving cloning Beagle doggies (instead of eating them!) was today divulged on BBC World and monitored by Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Inflitration Army) Headquarters.

A certain nutty Korean Professor named Hedi Murfi explained that the experiment cost roughly 20 million US dollars and its results would save mankind from its ultimate destiny, oblivion.

Reasons for this vital "doggy" experiment being so important were quite baffling. The Korean Nutter also explained that the Beagles involved in the experiment were obviously identical clones and were given " glow in the dark paws, a slightly beaming reddish colour."

One reason is obvious as soon as these loony Koreans start cloning people with glow in the dark hands, fingers and feet it would save tremendous amounts of electricity!?

Another benefit is obvious, snogging, slapping and tickling in the back row at the "flicks" (cinema's for younger readers) would become much easier, the female or male partner only has to grab the glowing body parts and gently apply to the expectant, erogenous zones.

Negroes do not have these problems and are excluded from further human cloning, glowing programmes, they have natural assets, big white eyes and teeth, so finding the pussy/dick and thereafter licking or blowing is no problem.

The Nutty Proffesor, Hedi Murfi, in a final statement declared that cloning of humans and installing "glowing in the dark parts" is an inevitable progression towards trimming mankind down so that we all look alike and will have no problem when the planet is enviromentally destroyed. Mankind will de forced underground and will have no problems finding each other in the dark!. He also mentioned Pussy and Dick glowing implementations are also being researched, whatever next! Woof, Woof

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