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Topics: swine flu, Smoking

Wednesday, 29 April 2009

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Scientist have discovered that new flu virus none to us as swine flu is a cure for the effects of smoking.

While sufferers of swine flu have complained of flu like symptoms such as a sore throat headache and diarrhoea, smokers who have contracted the virus have noticed that there breathing has become a lot easier and they have not craved for cigarettes.

It seems that anybody who has contracted the virus has lost their cigarette cravings and felt much better...apart from the sore throat headache and diarrhoea.

Smokers thinking of giving up may wish to consider a trip to Mexico and to catch the virus. However there are some side effects to the flu, such as death. But these are all trivial. What we really need is cigarettes that are good for you.

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