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Wednesday, 29 April 2009

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One of the pigs known to have the condition, passed out from high fevers.

Shortly after a new outbreak was discovered, leading scientists found out the true symptoms of the swine flu hybrid: coughing, sneezing, and possible metamorphosis.

"It's strange consequences at the research labs," said one of the scientists at the Bureau. "The population of the test pigs that we have are increasing, and scientists are mysteriously disappearing. We haven't found a conclusive answer, so we are assuming that the new strain of swine flu turns victims into swines, allowing them to pass on the disease."

This predicament only worsened the global outlook of the new pandemic. As the virus spreads, there is no question as to how often this new symptom will strike. Scientists have suggested people with possible symptoms to consult a doctor or stay at home to avoid transferring the disease to others.

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