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Topics: swine flu, Gasoline

Tuesday, 28 April 2009

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The "chatter" amongst conspiracy theorists through the internet has quadrupled in activity in the last 24 hours as the fact that "Swine Flu", the disease crippling mankind, is an anagram of "Fuel Wins", leading the theorists to the only sensible conclusion.

Why the Oil industry wants to wipe out mankind is still somewhat of a mystery however on a theory message board "JFKshotbyChimps83" called for a "full and complete investigation" into the situation.

Furthermore "FakedMoonLandings666" described the entire situation as "an obvious attack on us by the massive and evil corporations that will inevitably lead to our organ harvesting and total human enslavement".

Some were quick to point out that "Swine Flu" is also an anagram of "Elf Win Us", and as such could just as easily point to an upcoming attack by Forest dwelling elves.

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