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Tuesday, 28 April 2009

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Dublin, Ireland - Paddy O'Normal the controversial Irish professor of Medicine has today caused uproar by asserting that the Mexican flu outbreak is nothing to get worried about.

"Mexico is a long way from here" declared the Professor "And anyway I don't know any Mexicans.In fact I've never even heard of any Mexicans except for Pancho Villa and a few boxers. Julio Caesar Chavez was a good one though"

Proffesor O'Normal then went on to add "Governments around the world will spend fortunes just because a few people have a bit of a cold. They should just stay in bed and take some Lemsip. They'll be fine then."

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