Chinese Zionist Fruit subversion assaults Tehran citizens undermining homophobic Iranian family values. Citizens all over Tehran were made temporarily gay after eating Jaffa Sweetie's labelled as product of Israel.
A local fruit gobbler noticed a queer after taste after trying the sweet fruit, the women recognized the smell as penis breath. That is when people noticed the labels where from Israel, and panic broke out as men feared the worst, that a Zionist plot to create an attraction with the same sex in a country where it is absolutely unheard-of.
President Manmood Amabeaterham, called out the Iranian Guard in an effort to cull all the suspicious fruit where it could further be examined. In a bizarre twist it was discovered that the fruit had originated in China, a country of 15 million homosexuals. The President of Iran was baffled at the connection between the Israeli labels and the Chinese Fruit.
President Manmood Amabeaterham suffered a severe stroke while writing in his blog on the current situation in the capitol, doctors claimed it had been brought on by the complexity of discussing Israel and homosexuality at the same time.
Meanwhile, people have been reluctant to turn over the Jaffa Sweetie's in exchange for Iranian Toxic Waste, a sour candy that is highly popular in Pakistan, another country which is void of any homosexual proclivity.
Meanwhile somewhere in Shandong province, Chinese packers are giggling, but declining any comment.