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Sunday, 26 April 2009

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Some of the secret projects of Kim Jong Il are starting to be leaked to the west by former North Korean scientists that have slipped out of Kim's grip by fleeing into China.

One such person is Kali Liu.

"We have been using some of the nuclear stuff for many many years though we have no nuclear bomb at present as far as I know", Kali told a reporter in Hong Kong.

"But for many years we have used experiments that have heavily polluted the Pacific Ocean and some have produced giant species of marine life."

"I would not fear a shark or killer whale if I were divers, I would fear the huge common fish like the giant codfish/human hybrid that escaped and now is reproducing with other fish as well as any human females it has caught in the ocean."

Kali says the whole western world will be shocked at the size and intelligence of these laboratory freaks.

"They know what man has done to them and continue to do to them so they are fighting for survival, as we will have to do soon if they get their marine fighters launched."

"No one will worry about pirates. Better worry about having to ship everything and everyone by air as these will soon rule the seas."

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