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Wednesday, 22 April 2009

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Cuban cigar rollers take up residence in presaidential residence

Barack Obama has bowed in Saudi, genuflected at the Vatican and bent over for Venezuela's Chavez. He's even learned to pronounce Ahmadinehjad in his efforts to erase the Bush- Cheney nightmare. None of these steps can compare to the granting of an actual bedroom in the White House to a foreign power, no less a communist dictatorship.

Bill Clinton used the Lincoln bedroom as his very own fun-raising motel six sources say but Obama has given the room outright to the island dictatorship with the worst record on human rights in the hemisphere, Cuba!

During the very first day of Cuba's control of then Presidential mansion's bedroom, the Castro Brothers lit up their famous Cuban cigars. Barack was curiously missing from the oval office. As cigar perfumed smoke billowed from beneath the Lincoln doorway, reporters claimed to have heard a very poor Spanish accent whisper: "Now Hairmanos, we have un free esmoking zone!"

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