Madonna flew back from Malawi where she has abandoned the idea of adopting children due to the legal red tape. "I got my idea from the Magic Chrisitan movie, where Peter Sellers adopts Ringo Starr".
In a conversation with her press agent the super star related that she decided to adopt recent "Britain's Got Bullock's star Susan Boyle.
Susan Boyle voguing? I'd pay to see that. Madonna presented Ms Boyle with stainless steel tongue scraper from Handy Gandhi's Big Box Store in Colaba Chowk in Bombay as a welcome home gift. Really, the store is literally a big box run by Mr Handy. Madonna had spared no expense in accommodating Sue.
"Help me, Susan Boyle's bumping into all my expensive things" Madonna alerted 911 in the early evening. A response unit arrived at the Madonna's mansion. Madonna and Susan had been out horse back ridding and both of them suffered a fall. Madonna claims she is ok with falling off horses but she noticed that Susan was acting strange and wobbly.
At Lenox Hill Hospital Ms Boyle was given an MIR, that is when nurses and surgeons noticed that inside the large Boyle was a small person crying for help. Surgeons where able to remove the small woman, who was screaming uncontrollably and saying she was Bjork.
Miraculously Susan Boyle's life was sparred, however she faces a ten year jail term for ingesting the Icelandic superstar.