AP Wires - Lagos, Nigeria: For the first time in recorded history the Nigerian Government has announced that a project with no internal corruption has been a success.
According to Dr. Uday Muballa, whose father was unfortunately killed in a rebel ambush, this project was financed by credit cards from willing participants who voluntarily submitted personal details online from every country in the world.
The revolutionary new device, built entirely of discarded washing machines and vacuum cleaners, sucks in massive quantities of polluted air turning the trapped CO2 into US 100 dollar bills or 50 Euros notes depending on the position of the master switch.
In a recent test in the jungle north east of Lagos the success of this machine was demonstrated to a group of trustworthy colleagues removing 100% of CO2 in the air. Not only did all local plant life die within two hours but it produced one trillion US dollars which will be sent to the first one hundred people to send their entire bank and credit card records to the e-mail listed below.
According to Dr. Muballa this discovery will end the necessity for any corruption from Nigerians globally.
Please send any inquiries to firstname.lastname@example.org as email@example.com has been shut down.
Submitted by your loyal servant Dr. Uday Muballa and his seventeen known children.