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Sunday, 19 April 2009

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ST. LUCIA - Amy Winehouse is pissed off that ex-Blake has managed to impregnate someone while undergoing rehab.

"Well that's gratitude for you innit", she is reported to have said.

Now desperate to out-publicize him, Amy has decided that just like Madonna and Brangelina, she too wants to 'experience motherhood'. Given her drug issues and out-there personality Amy is undergoing her own form of rehab. She hopes to present a kinder, gentler version so she can adopt a child from St. Lucia - the Caribbean island where she hopes to settle down.

The 'child' in question is a 6-foot tall, wanna-be male model whom she calls Amwin (an acronym of her own name). He has been seen frolicking in the surf with her a lot lately and is reputed to be her toy-boy.

"If Madonna can have toy-boys and babies and still come out looking not so bad, why can't I", said a petulant Amy Whine-house.

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