Written by shea lo
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Pakistan, Taliban

Sunday, 19 April 2009

image for Taliban in Pakistan say democracy is un-Islamic. Musharraf says Dictatorship is the only way to rule Pak. Jackie Chan concurs "can't give people too much freedom".

PUNJAB-I-STAN, TALIBAN-I-STAN: A hard-liner Taliban raving-mad cleric says democracy is un-Islamic and is being imposed on Pakistan by infidels. He warns that the Taliban will bring all of Pakistan under Taliban control.

In Saudi Arabia, on yet another money-making trip, the former General/dictator/civilian/democrat, now a 120% bull-shitting speaker-for-cash - Pervez Musharraf warned that "Pakistan is in danger".

He told reporters that he had "always been shaying to the Americans that weshtern-shtyle democrashy will not work in Muslim countries", Musharraf said if he had "been financially shupported by US and left alone to continue with being a dictator, Pakistan would not find itself in its preshent shituation".

In Hong Kong, movie idol Jackie Chan agreed saying "Cannot give Chinese people too much freedom or choice. They must be under control like cucumber slices otherwise they go crazy and do all sorts of things".

In return, a triad of Mad Mullahs has conferred a medal of honor - Oppressor of the People - on Jackie Chan and anointed him their Ambassador to Talibani-stan.

Make shea lo's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 multiplied by 1?

6 9 4 14

Go to top