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Sunday, 19 April 2009

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Yes! Yes! YES!

Britain's Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle may have wowed audiences around the world with her unbelievable performance on the ITV show last week, but her lawyers were preparing a lawsuit tonight after it was discovered that a Wikipedia page in her honour, has still not been set up.

The 47-year-old unemployed church worker stunned the show's judges Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden with her rousing performance of the Les Miserables hit I Dreamed A Dream, but scribblers who pen the Wikipages have still not got around to putting up an entry for Susan.

One of her lawyers, Samson Cowell, brother of Simon, said:

"We're already onto it. A fantastic talent like Susan should already have her own Wikipedia entry, and the fact that she hasn't, is an utter disgrace! Susan can look forward to a healthy payday once we've sorted those slack bastards out at Wiki!"

Simeon Cowell, one of his partners in the firm Cowell, Cowell and Cowell, said:

"That's right. I, like everyone else who saw her, was blown away by Susan, and to think, she's never been kissed!"

Their other partner, and younger sister, Samantha, laughed:

"I agree. That's three Yesses!" *


* Source: WikiAnswers.com

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_plural_form_of_yes

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