SRINAGAR, KASHMIR -INDIA: In what is tantamount to signing a proverbial deal with the Devil, Pro-Pakistan separatist leaders in Indian Kashmir have just signed a deal with the Taliban.
A leader of a separatist umbrella group (which is actually made up of pro-Pakistani spies) said: "Ve vant to be freed from Indian operation (sic) so we have made deal with Taliban. In usual manner, they vill send cross-barder tarrorists across LOC under cover of Pak gunfire. They will then halp to free us".
He went on to say that since the Taliban would soon be taking over Islamabad and Punjab "it is only a matter of time before all of Pakistan comes under Sharia law. Taliban are going to make so many amandmants to Pak Cantstitution , even Musharraf vil vonder vhy he did not go so far".
In exchange for this 'freedom is-truggle" the separatists have said Kashmir will be re-named Kashmiri-stan.
"All music vill be banned, there will be total Sharia law for Kashmiri vimmin and houseboats will be burned as they are un-Islamic. All girls from age 8 vill have to marry good jihadi boys, wear burqa and stay indoors".
As usual, the Obama administration has expressed "great concern and worry".