United Nation and Islamabad (Associated Press of Taliban): On April 15th, Pakistan applied to United Nation to rename it self as Terrorist Republic of Talibanistan. Ending 61 year old tradition where Pakistan prided itself calling themselves as Pakistani (The holy land of terrorist), the Pakistan government decided to change the country name to reflect its true business name.
The change in the name has been welcomed by most of countries around the world. United State welcomed it with open heart and suggest that it will be now easy to do business with them since we know whom we are dealing with and what kind of business we can have with them. On the other hand countries such as Iran, North Korea, Sudan and Somalia are protesting at United Nation. They are saying that they have been doing better than Pakistan and were looking forward to changing their country name to Talibanistan.
So what does all this name change mean what to common Talibanistan (Pakistan) people. It simply mean that they can do whatever they want. They can go and kill any people who wants to listen to music or watch a movie or go out with female friend. They can bomb schools and government building, and also they can train people who wants to go and kill people for hunting game.
However a spokesperson for Talibanistan (Pakistan)confirmed that they can do everything they want except one thing. They cannot live in peace with themselves and venture without gun or rocket launcher.