Written by Doze
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Wednesday, 15 April 2009

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This woman was cute and 16 just five mintues before transacting with the man.

A man has been caught by police offering to buy years in exchange for money.

Throughout history, vast numbers of children have fallen for the lure of such comparatively large wealth and some have sold much of their life to the man, who says that he has been alive continuously since 1412.

No law can be found which prohibits such transactions, and until one can be drafted he will be freed and most likely continue bankrolling his own immortality.

He is currently offering just over £100,000 for each year. Your body, face, and mind age immediately, as do his in reverse. The money is handed over instantly in cold hard cash.

How many would you sell?

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