After recently observing the Bangkok riots globally relayed by our favourite, happy-go-lucky news station, Aljazeera Int., certain camera angles and wide shots revealed there was more to the riots than at first thought.
The general impression given to the rest of the world by those orange/red dressed protestors and their counterparts the Thai army was, the protest was directed at the present regime and the consquent hope of forcible removal and replacement by the "other side" (thank God they are all as corrupt as one another, another story, another time!).
After further studying the disturbing, communicated news shots coming through the telly one of my colleagues called Mr. ex - Paedophile Dirty Harry commented that if one observed certain wide angles of the camera shots one could actually discover an even dirtier angle of this conflict, which has nothing whatsoever to do with upheavels and revolutions.
Anyway, Dirty Harry our friendly, with slight paedophile tendencies co - observer, well known in the suburbs of dirty downtown Bangkok actually caught Mr. Jeremy Button, well known, catholic, conservative activist, married with 3 children, living in Cedar Grove, very Posh, Sutton, exiting a rather seedy looking 5 star (what?) hotel, running down the street with two rather young boys, one tucked under his arm and one hanging on his shoulders.
"What a coincidence" Dirty Harry cried, "haven't seen ol Jeremy since my merry ol bonking days (with 12 year old females and under by the way, all above board and very legal in th good ol days!) back in seedy, dirty downtown Bangkok (or Bang - not - cock for die hard paedos on long term rehab holidays from their stressful jobs, stressful wives and children back in the UK. German, Australia, well nearly anywhere actually).
Shortly after that observation Dirty Harry noticed several other well known faces on the Aljazeera Int news bulletins, in their designer underpants and silky open dressing gowns running for their lives in the opposite direction as the Thai military and hoping to catch the next plane out of that revolutionary, pristine clean, uncorrupt shithole called Bang the Cock!
Could this also have been an undercover operation for rooting out the filthy (human) rats on the seedy side of Bangkok and ridding the place of such revolting vermin, or was it really just a simple protest against the corrupt politicians who allow such disgraceful practices and others by the way?
Hopefully when the revolution is successful and the newer than new (non - corrupt of course?) regime takes power they will clean the place up and rid the poor abused Thai children of their fithy Harries, Jeremies and Charlies, lock em all up in the Bangkok Hotel, better known as Bang Kwang (not gang) prison so they can practice their sordid habits on themselves and rot away into oblivion in a very merry and gay fashion!