Written by Leonardo Picasso
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Topics: bernard madoff

Saturday, 11 April 2009

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Another deposit at the Madoff sperm bank.

Bernie's dripping assets at the centre of a new controversy. In a unbelievable twist today, it was thought that the ponzi scheme king had set up shop at Sing Sing where he is serving his 150 year sentence for defrauding everybody. It was thought this time he was collecting for a local sperm bank, but new light has been shed on this shitty character.

Though none of the inmates participating in the new service had lost any investments personally, it has been discovered that former Palm Beach investors have hired insider cell mates to make the point clear that Bernie's gonna have piles of trouble coming his way. No preparation H will make these bank deposits any easier as the prison staff deal with this problem.

"Deposits can come at any time of day or night, and in any of the many locations within the prison", claims the warden.

Little sympathy from the outside world on his current problem, and state officials believe the seventy year old inmate's ass won't take the abuse, but then who really cares.

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