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Topics: Pirates, Somalia

Friday, 10 April 2009

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LITTLE DINGY, Somalia - According to our secret but reliable military intelligence source, minutes ago, US Navy frogmen wearing carbon dioxide scrubbing re-breathing equipment and oxygen to avoid betraying their location with bubbles, used spear guns to end the pirate standoff with the captain.

The frogmen, four in number, each were assigned the butt of one of the pirates. Using synchronized watches, the frogmen were able to swim under the dingy and rip the pirates each a new one using powerful spear guns.

Advanced underwater GPS and sonar equipments were used to position the spear guns to the target butts.

The spears, shot from under the boat, ripped thru the rubber skin of the dingy and up the pirates backsides, lodging in their brains.

The spears were released by a computer synchronized release mechanism, so that all pirates died in the same instant.

When the captain saw this, he said, "Holly crap! Those guys could use some preparation H!".

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