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Friday, 10 April 2009

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Some missiles are more equal than others: Animal Space Farm

North Korea's missile shot and Iranian rocketry research have earned them membership in the axis of evil. These renegade nations have been threatened with attack and intimidated by economic boycotts. All this while the nations in the nuclear club pose in righteous posturing and hide behind phoney fascades.

The hypocrisy seemed to reach its most intolerable height as Israel flaunted its missile launching skills just weeks after its blitzkreig into Palestinean Gaza killed hundreds of innocent civilians in reataliation for years of Gazan rocket attacks that have resulted in a handful of casualities.

Israeli defense Spokesperson, Gawdiz Onrside told me that there was no legitimate comparison of Israeli missile launches and the Iranian and North Korean preparations for terror:

"We were simply exercising our Passover exemption. The Angel of Death who serves at our beck and call passes over our nation and spares us from our violations of Thou Shall Not Kill. In a world still ruled by American foreign policy, it's good to be a Jew".

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