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Friday, 10 April 2009

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I love what aspartame is doing for the ecology.

NEW YORK, NY - The minister of UN Special Population Progroms, Dr. Trangesieh Eathdieh, announced today that all foods not containing a minimum required dosage of the drug aspartame will be heavily taxed. The population control measure is thought necessary to avoid environmental and other problems caused by excess population on the planet Earth.

The aspartame is useful, according to the Dr., for reducing sperm count, urge to reproduce, health levels, will to resist, and intellectual capacity. All these factors contribute to a smaller, easier to control population.

Even some 'world rulers' have braved the effects of the drug, all in the interest of the greater good, the greater good of the ruling elite.

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