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Tuesday, 7 April 2009

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North Rorean "rocket" weather little red balloon

While numerous countries and NGA's have been wasting enormous amounts of high cost fuels and technical genius to position satellites in outer space, North Korean rocketeers have found an economical and energy efficient way to place a satellite in inner space.

This discovery should have been expected from the rocket scientists that developed the cabbage based Kimchee gaseous missile fuel.

Now those same scientific geniuses have found a way to launch a communication satellite just a few hundred metres above the earth.

The cabbage juice powered bottle rocket brought a tin can to a 100 metres above the presidential palace, North Korean Tyrant, Son of The Starver of His Own People, Kim Jung Very Ill held a second can attached to the first by a waxed string.

Very Ill screamed into the tin can: "Can, you hear me?!"

The can miraculously replied: "What hath Karl Marx by way of Mao wrought..."

That was when the weather balloon burst and the tin can fell on the head of Kim.

The Korean exclamation he emitted has been variously translated ouch, shit and motherfuck me.

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