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Monday, 6 April 2009

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On Easter Sunday this place will resemble Krakatoa

Rome - (DidTheEarthMoveForYou? Ass Mess): World Geological Survey satanists are warning the Vatican is the obvious next target in the current earth tremor season devastating vast swathes of Italy.

The Roman religious center lies on a pre-Lemurian Era faultline connecting all the world's greatest TheoCon hoax sites like Mecca's Kaba'a Shrine, Mary Magdalene's Holy Birthing Pool in Rennes-Les-Bains and the inverted subterranean Greek pyramid at Ponzi.

Today's 7.2 Richter Scale quake was originally expected to occur on Easter Sunday to coincide with the Last Prophecy of Fatima.

Pope Joe 'The Plumber' Ratzinger may now drop dead on this date just to keep the apocryphal saga going.

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