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Monday, 6 April 2009

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Buck Moves to Australia On Reports of Women With World's Largest Tits Running Free!

Sydney, Australia/ World DD Cup News - Renowned Spoof Writer Buck Wheat, and his side kick Bargis Tryhol, Man with the World's Biggest Penis, picked up lock stock and barrel and moved their literary act to Australia which just announced it is home to the Women with the World's largest Breasts.

Now known as The Boob Rap Star "Biggie Buck", with his back up bass player, Turgid Tryhol in the land of "down under", Mr. Wheat says he will be pursuing stories concerning nothing but Boobs, Titties, Hooters, Puppies....well, you get the drift.

Mr. Wheat came to prominence at the turn of the century when he took satire site The Spoof . com by storm soon after decency restrictions were removed with the takeover of the site by Screw Magazine Editor Al Goldstein, reporter Howard Stern, and copy boy Marcus Lowboy.

A series of "hot" stories featuring genital reproductive organs, always the "world's largest", soon reined in the hits propelling the Florida Naturalist (he's a renowned nudist), great outdoors man,( 3 arrests for exposure) and feared Cocksman, (he was on the Crew at Yale) to the top of site popularity.

His success prompted imitation, the sincerest form of flattery, but an ever gracious Mr. Wheat says he's finally had enough .

"When I heard today that Australia is the place to go for Tits, and I mean REAL BIG Tits, I was off like a horny kangaroo, Mate. I've been running out of Clit,Dick and Vagina Tales, and I figured out I'd do some first hand investigative reporting traveling around the country."

Fashion reports just out have indicated that now more than 40 % of Australia's Pretty Birds are a size DD or higher...quite a load for any 8 stone chic to carry around on a full time basis, and way bigger than the 1950's when the average cup size was a "B". "I thought I could lend some support," said an ever solicitous Mr. Wheat.

Mr. Wheat, suffering from Jet Lag while thinking about Boob Sag, said it would be a few days before his first accounts were ready for the Website.

He did indicate, however, he wanted to get a jump on Skoob1999, who claimed on the forum he was still walking around gathering "new material" but "expected to be drunk on TITs soon!"

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