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Monday, 6 April 2009

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Two of the Five Knights train for Afghani Medieval Times

USA President Barack Obama used the G-20 forum to beg European nations to send more than Euros to the flailing efforts in Afghanistan. After much Parliamentary debate and a dramatic rap intervention from the representative from Stains, the British increased contribution will be all of the fines on drunks in the Underground, five large Knights and the dead body of Jade Goody.

Gordian Knot Brownie urged the US press not to stick their noses or their middle fingers up at the England's sacrifice:

"Just count the red noses at the token booths for the Underground... those boozer fines will be a significant donation. Five rotund knights can stir up quite a ruckus and Osama better watch as they can get medieval on his his terririzing arse. As for Miss Goody's cadaver, all I can say is that the Afghani tabloids will so taken with stiff that there may not be time to wage war...after all that's what happened to the British forces in Iraq!"

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