As the Presidential cavalcade arrived in France, disturbing reports of a severe error of judgement by the US president have been filtering in.
According to our reporter - Renne Arse, Barrack Obama asked his top aid (Deaf Toni) if he could have a quick poke inside the Paris Hilton Hotel. It appears there was a communication issue and consequently the President was caught in a compromising situation by his wife, just as he was slipping out of the rear exit.
Paris is known for entertaining thousands of "good-time" seeking strangers everyday, and the city of the same name gets a few too.
So far President Obama and his slightly podgy first lady wife have been unavailable for comment, although a Whitehouse spokesperson has issued a statement saying "The President has had a terrible shock, so many people come in Paris Hilton....... to feel the atmostphere of the place, and Barrack just wanted to feel it too, it was an innocent mistake to make and he has apologised to his wife for, well, err, being a complete TIT!".
It seems the Presidents embarrassment was about to compound further as, during an attempt to evade photographers he was seen entering the rear of Charles de Gaulle.....airport that is!!
More to come from this US presidential twat...I'm sure!!