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Friday, 3 April 2009

ISI the world famous secret agency and terror consultancy firm of Pakistan has claimed that it has identified the source behind recent routine attacks on its soil. It claims the terrorists were trained in India with assistance from US and UK.

India and US however have denied the claim as an "oxymoronic" and pathetic effort to get back at India and divert attention from the 26/11 investigations.The Indian government made the following statement in response to Pakistan's claim- " Being a secular peace loving nation India doesn't support or train terrorism. It doesn't have to because these days paki terrorists are available for hire through out the world!"

The later part of statement appears to be true upon investigations. The terror business is booming in Pakistan. Finished terrorists from Pakistani colleges (or Madrasas) are placed in well known terror organizations like Taliban and al qaeda. The students rejected/ left behind are then placed in the Pakistan army. No wonder the army is incapable of maintaining order in the country.

The Madrasas however are claiming 100% placement. The global recession it seems has no effect on job opportunities here. A fact proved by the recent surge in terror activities indicating a rapidly growing industry with ample scope and demand.

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