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Thursday, 2 April 2009

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Avigdor Lieberman says he's innocent, blamed Clinton and the Saudis

Tel Aviv - (Mossad Pension Fund Ponzi Scam Mess): Bribery, money-laundering and breach of trust are just some of the specialist skills identified in Israel's new Foreign Minister Avigdor Lieberman who is being probed in the Bernard Madoff $50 billion Ponzi scam investigation.

Lieberman (no relation!) was sworn in to orifice on Tuesday only to be nabbed by the CIA's Tel Aviv deskman to be 'gently but firmly waterboarded' about Mossad's $900 million losses in the Madoff affair.

He strenuously denied any wrongdoing and even produced an international certificate of immunity from prosecution signed by former Clinton Treasury Secretary Robert E Rubin.

"Most of Madoff's $$$s have ended up either in the Saudi royal family's petty cash stash or in the William Jefferson Clinton Foundation's schmooze fund," Lieberman's lawyer claimed today.

"My client is an innocent man."

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