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Thursday, 2 April 2009

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"Can't you tell I'm pissed!"

Amid the rioting and mayhem (and that's only among the world leaders), President Barack Obama made his first gaffe at the G-20 summit in London, England.

After today's news conference at 10 Downing Street, both he and Prime Minister were heard discussing the idiosyncrasies of their respective legislative bodies.

Not knowing that the microphones were still "live," the PM was overheard asking Mr. Obama why House Leader Nancy Pelosi smiled so much. Mr. Obama replied, "Super-dooper Botox. In fact, Gordo, the floods...uh...that threatened North...uh...Dakota this week were...not the result of...uh... climatic changes. They were really seismic upheavals...uh...caused by Nancy trying to vomit after...uh...eating some tainted pistachios."

As usual, Madame Pelosi just smiled when she heard of the misstep. She was then seen talking to a couple of guys with broken noses and cauliflower ears.

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